Did you ever notice that your own poop doesn't smell as bad as anyone else's poop? Yeah, now I have you thinking! You know that you can sit in the bathroom for a half hour with no problem but as soon as you walk in right after someone else is done...BAM! You're choking. I find that the same is true for my girls. I mean, I don't think their poop smells all that bad. Nick, on the other hand, can't even handle himself half the time when Alexa has a pull-up poop.
Speaking of poop. Alexa and I have had many recent poop conversations. These are just some of my favorites:
Alexa: "I'm gonna flush the potty like this (still sitting on the potty, she leaned back to flush), that's how Mommy does it when she poops".
Me: "Yes. That's what we call a courtesy flush"
Alexa: "Courtesy flush?"
Me: "Yuppers"
Me: (after Alexa had one small poop in the potty) "Why don't you sit there a little bit longer. I think you still might have some poop in your bottom. Poops like to hang out together, there's rarely just one little one. They usually have friends."
Alexa: "Friends?"
Me: "Yeah. Unless you have a really healthy poop. Then it comes out as one big one. All the friends are holding hands"
Alexa: (a few days later, as I am sitting on the toilet) "Mommy, your poops are all holding hands?"
Me: "Yuppers"
Sorry, it's been awhile since I've had a poop related post and I feel like I need to fill some kind of poop post quota. Because as my grandpa always said "She thinks her shit don't stink..."
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